<<>> Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "FUCK". It is a magical word that just by itself can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Linguistically, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary), and intransitive (Mary really doesn't give a fuck). The word is colorful as an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John). It also works as a noun (Mary is a great fuck). It can even be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are few words with the versatility of the word "FUCK". Aside from it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe several common situations: Aggression........................Fuck You! Bewilderment......................Where the fuck are we? Confusion.........................What the Fuck...? Despair...........................Fucked again!! Difficulty........................I don't understand the whole fucking thing. Disbelief.........................Un-fucking-believeable. Disgust...........................What a fucking mess! Dismay............................Oh, Fuck it!! Displeasure.......................What the fuck are you doing? Fraud.............................I think I got fucked by that car dealer. Greetings.........................How the fuck are you? Incompetence......................He fucks everything up. Retaliation.......................Go fuck yourself! Trouble...........................Well, guess I've fucked it up now! It can apply to business..........I hate this fucking job! It can be maternal................What a motherfucker! It can be political...............Fuck Gorbachev! As an anatomical descriptor.......What a fucking asshole! It can describe the time..........Its five fucking thirty! Finally, let us never forget the immortal, immoral words of some great men in history: General Custer...........Where did all these fucking Indians come from? Mayor of Hiroshima.......What the fuck was THAT??? Capt. of the Titanic.....Where is all this fucking water coming from? Yes, the mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. Don't be offended when you hear it. Use it frequently to add an idiomatic flair and to spice up your speech. Today, say "FUCK" to someone you know and care about! <<>>